"At first I thought the blues room was hot and sticky... after a while, I realized it was just me."
"Swelling went down by 50% last night, I think. No no, I'm talking about my twisted ankle."
"I admit it. I made out with her for a couple songs and then didn't dance or talk to her for rest of the exchange. I thought I should feel bad...but I didn't."
"Nobody was in the blues room when my girlfriend and I went to check it out so I turned off the blues music that was playing and put on some Glenn Miller."
"Well, let me just say that the couch in the blues room was perfect for me to rest on after I exhausted myself out on the swing floor."
"I felt as though she loved me but then the song ended."
"I wish they made windshield wipers for my glasses."
"It was like our hips were oppositely charged electromagnets - we couldn't keep them apart."
"If I have a bad blues dance I tell them "Thank you." But if it's really good blues dance I say "BAM UR PREGNANT!"
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"She was so sweet and gentle, I thought this could be more than just a dance partner, but a life partner...then I looked up and saw it was Shesha."
"It was dark, I was in a state of confusion, she felt so good. The lights went on and I was actually dancing with myself..."
"The naughty blues room was incredibly fun, and the guy I danced with all night was phenomenal. Give me a floorgasm anytime! -Michigan"
"I went to the blues room and was sadly surprised to find people dancing. I thought it was a place to go and cry because I SUCK AT DANCING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"As I approached the blues room, I noticed a group of girls talking amongst themselves. They were speaking so highly of a short stature guy they danced with, I believe they were calling him a Saint of some sort, maybe Saint Pedro or Peter, something like that. A few of them even said they hooked up with him earlier in the year. It was then these girls approached me to buy girl scout cookies. I chose the thin mints."
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